like, i’m not going to judge you for not reading the harry potter books and just watching the movie
but if you didn’t read the books and you try to pass judgement on ginny weasley, i will literally drop kick you over a fence into a field of dementors
"you’ll need to know this math formula later in life"
If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
First of all: bullshit.
Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.
how did you do that so smoothly?
thats some broadway musical shit
But seriously, I think I love you.
ppl in africa are dying
A random selection of tumblr wtfery for your edification and amusement.
no but the winchesters in the big city.
bunch of country boys i mean i want them to drive and get stuck in traffic and be all whiny and shit like i want it like air wtf.
i want them to walk on the sidewalks and get pushed around cuz they’re walking too slow, taking up too much space haha get out of the way people got places to be.
want that city to eat them alive.
I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH
are those street names for drugs
what kind of weak ass, bitch squealing drug has a nickname called ‘fairy bread’
how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple
French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme
*800 years of war*
"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase
right up there with Viva la pluto
humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh
annoying online and irl
When all your friends are online.